5 Least Ticketed Car Models, and why
(15 July 2011)
- #1: Buick Rainier (because the owner's pacemakers would fail if the vehicle was driven at illegal speeds)
- #2: Mazda Tribute (nobody owns any because 97% of people who wanted a Ford Explorer bought the Ford Explorer)
- #3: Chevrolet C/K 3500/2500 (these vehicles are rarely stopped due to the higher than average probability the driver will be carrying a gun)
- #4: Kia Spectra (because it is incapable of illegal speeds)
- #5: Buick LaCrosse (a car so boring even I can't think of a joke for it)
If I was doing a top-5 list on radio or TV, I'd swap the jokes on #5 and #1.
10 Most Ticketed Car Models
- #1 Mercedes-Benz SL Convertable
- #2 Toyota Camry Solara
- #3 Scion tC
- #4 Hummer H2/H3
- #5 Scion xB
- #6 Mercedes-Benz CLS-63
- #7 Acura Integra Coupe
- #8 Pontiac Grand Prix
- #9 Mercedes-Benz CLK 63 AMG
- #10 Volkswagen GTI
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Source for the rankings; jokes mine)