Cottonelle
So the Cottonelle's advertising used to talk about the product's "Kitteny Softness". This lead to an incident where my wife was at a friend's place, and their cat had set up shop in the bathroom with her new litter. Jenn came out and asked them, "So you putting that whole kitteny softness thing to the test?"
This led me to wonder what else on the internet there was on the subject, but I was suprised to find out:

There were no hits for "wipe your ass with kittens".
And so, without pride, I have now provided one.
Just doing my part to make sure the internet is complete.